30.11.06

The Genius Dumbbell Workout

It's in your hands now.
By David Zinczenko, Men's Health; Photo by Brand X Pictures;
Workout photography by Beth Bischoff Dumbbells may be even more useful than a Wet-Nap at a rib joint.
They're small, so you can move them around from one area to another. They're easy to store, so you can exercise at home. They're versatile, so you can work every body part with them. And they're effective: Using dumbbells, you work parts of your body separately (which means the stronger side can't compensate for the weaker, as can happen with barbells). You can substitute dumbbells for most barbell moves, or try this dumbbell-specific circuit.

ExerciseRepetitionsRestSets
Single-Leg Squat8-12 each leg30 seconds2
Dumbbell Clean10 each side30 seconds2
Clock Lunges7 each side30 seconds2
Pushup Position Row6 each arm30 seconds2
Overextension Kickback8 each arm30 seconds2
Supinating Dumbbell Curl12 each arm30 seconds2
Bent-Over Row with Back Extension830 seconds2
Dumbbell Lunge with Lateral Raise6 each leg30 seconds2
Golf Squat10-15 each side30 seconds 2

Single-Leg Squat

Holding two dumbbells, stand with your knees slightly bent and your feet shoulder-width apart. Lift your right leg so that your knee is bent 90 degrees and your lower leg is parallel to the ground behind you. Slowly lower your body until your left thigh is parallel to the ground. Pause, then push your body back to the starting position. Finish all of the repetitions, then switch legs and repeat.

Single-Arm Dumbbell Clean

Squat over a pair of dumbbells and grab them with an overhand grip. Stand and lift both weights up to chest height. Quickly drop underneath the weights and "catch" them on your shoulders, with your elbows high. Drop your elbows, keeping the dumbbells at shoulder level. Push the dumbbell in your left hand straight up. Pause, then lower the dumbbell. Repeat the exercise, this time pressing up the weight in your right hand only.

Clock Lunge

Stand with your feet hip-width apart and hold dumbbells at your sides. Step backward with your right leg to 6 o'clock, until your right knee is just above the floor and your left thigh is parallel to the floor, keeping your left knee over (not past) your toes. Push back up to the starting position and repeat, this time stepping your right leg out to the side to 3 o'clock, keeping your toes pointed out to the side. Return to the starting position once more, then step once more, this time placing your foot forward to 12 o'clock. Return to the start position, then switch positions and step back with your left leg, moving to 6 o'clock, 3 o'clock, and 12 o'clock.

Pushup Position Row

Get into pushup position with your arms straight and your hands resting on light dumbbells. Spread your feet apart for balance. Tighten your abs as you pull one dumbbell off the floor and draw it toward your chest until your elbow is above your back. Pause, then slowly return the weight to the floor and repeat with the other arm. TIP: If holding both dumbbells feels awkward, try doing the exercise holding only one dumbbell and place your other hand on the floor.

Overextension Kickback

Grab a dumbbell in your right hand and place your left hand and knee on a bench. Place your right foot flat on the floor and bend forward at the hips so your torso is parallel to the floor. Bend your right arm at a 90-degree angle so that your upper arm is parallel with the floor (palm facing your leg). Without moving your upper arm, straighten your arm behind you. As the weight clears your butt, slowly rotate your palm up toward the ceiling so that the back of your hand faces your body when your arm is straightened. Pause, then slowly return to the starting position. TIP: If twisting the weight at the top of the movement feels awkward on your wrists, just do the move without the twist.

Supinating Dumbbell Curl

Hold dumbbells at your sides, palms toward you. Curl the weights up, rotating your wrists inward 90 degrees by the time the weights reach your shoulders. Reverse this motion as you lower the weights.

Dumbbell Lunge with Front Raise

Stand holding a pair of dumbbells at your sides. Lunge forward with one foot as you raise your arms out to the front. Once your front knee is at a 90-degree angle (over your toes) and your arms are parallel to the floor, lower the weights, then push yourself back to the starting position. Repeat the move, this time lunging forward with the opposite leg.

Bent-Over Row with Back Extension

Stand with your knees flexed and hold a pair of dumbbells at arm's length by your thighs, with your palms facing behind you. Bend forward at the hips until your torso is almost parallel to the floor and the weights are hanging directly beneath your shoulders. Now pull the dumbbells up toward your chest until your elbows extend pass your torso. Keep your arms stationary as you return to a standing position. Lower your arms and repeat.

Golf Squat

Hold one dumbbell with both hands at arm's length in front of your body. Keep your torso upright and lower your hips until your thighs are at least parallel to the floor. Pause 1 second, then rise to a standing position as you rotate your upper body to the left and lift the weight toward the ceiling, keeping your arms straight as if swinging a golf club. Lower the weight as you return the starting position. Repeat, this time rotating to your right.

Top 10 worst sports uniforms

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Like it or not, we live in a superficial world. How you look and how you dress is taken as a representation of your self.

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Ugly sports uniforms



And with so many eyes gazing and glaring, one should always want to look his or her best. That's not always the case, however — particularly in the sports industry.

Before the puck is dropped, the coin is tossed or the first pitch is thrown, each team suits up in a uniform that will inevitably exude a certain impression.

So, considering that sports franchises spend millions of dollars on their players, stadiums and marketing, shouldn't they shell out a couple of bucks to ensure that their athletes look as sharp and confident as possible?

Here's a list of the top 10 teams who cut corners on uniform creativity, and left their players imprisoned in the most unappealing jerseys in sports.

10. Newcastle United FC (home)
Jersey lifespan: 1894-present

The creator of the Newcastle United jersey didn't have a very colorful imagination; his gray thinking turned out a uniform that alternates between thick black and white stripes.

It's unclear whether he was inspired by the outfits of early 1900s jailbirds, hockey and football referees, or simply zebras. Whatever the case, none of these are really prime images to be affiliated with.

9. Golden State Warriors (home/away)
Jersey lifespan: 1962-1971

Nate Thurmond sports the old Golden State Warriors threads of the 60s. (Walter Iooss Jr./NBAE / Getty Images)

A team's uniform is supposed to ooze with confidence and instill a bit of fear in the opponent, but the Golden State Warriors' cheesy mid-'60s concoction did quite the opposite. The predominant color was a cheddar-yellow and the trim was blue. With a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge on the front and a trademark San Francisco trolley on the back, this stitched postcard was more welcoming than it was threatening.

8. Miami Dolphins (alternate)
Jersey lifespan: 2003-present

The color orange has high visibility and is eye-catching, but the all-orange Miami Dolphins' third jersey is more repelling than appealing. The few that do find the orange coloring young, hip and attractive, are usually turned off by the decision to use a clashing mint green as the complementary color. The only thing saving the Dolphins from looking like one giant Orange Crush ad is the fact that their helmet is predominantly white.

7. Denver Nuggets (road)
Jersey lifespan: 1976-1998

The world of sports has not been the most welcome place for the gay fitness community, but the Denver Nuggets tried to break the ice. With a red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple stripe across the midsection, the Nuggets jersey bore a striking resemblance to the rainbow flag over a 20-year period. Although their look has since evolved, throwback Nuggets jerseys can still frequently be seen at gay and lesbian pride events.

6. Tampa Bay Lightning (alternate)
Jersey lifespan: 1996-1999

This jersey looks like the product of a collaborated effort by a third-grade class. The theme of lightning is translated into a lame graphic of a storm, with a wave on the lower part that tucks in. Around the team logo is what might be the worst depiction of rain in the history of mankind, which can easily be mistaken for pieces of masking and electrical tape. But the tacky maraschino cherry on top has to be the yellow lightning bolts on the arm sleeves. As they say, when it rains, it pours.

5. Chicago White Sox (home)
Jersey lifespan: 1976

Fashion statements are fairly limited in the sport of baseball. You can customize the color of your glove, you can wear a Livestrong wristband or you can move the bill of your cap off-center. Well, the '76 White Sox decided to push the envelope, fitting their team with shorts instead of pants. The navy blue cutoffs were combined with knee-high socks, quickly turning the White Sox into the league's laughing stock. Even though they donned the shorts just once, this uni will be etched in the minds of baseball fans forever.

4. Nashville Predators (alternate)
Jersey lifespan: 2001-present

There are few colors recognized by the human eye that are more revolting than the shade of pus. That didn't deter the Predators from sampling that tone for their third jersey. On the front is a sabertooth tiger poking his head through a triangle. And you thought Quentin Tarantino's thinking was bizarre.

Sean Burroughs sports the Padres' camouflage uniform. (Jeff Gross / Getty Images)

3. San Diego Padres (alternate)
Jersey lifespan: 2003-2004

Sometimes in sports, teams perform so poorly that they want to hide. The San Diego Padres tried to do the next best thing by wearing a camouflage jersey; what they didn't realize was that baseball games are played in a stadium, not a jungle. Instead of blending into the background, they stood out like sore thumbs in their army fatigue outfits. Some might call it innovative. I call it ugly.

2. Vancouver Canucks (home/away)
Jersey lifespan: 1978-1985

Sports jerseys are always a quick fix if you're in need of an easy Halloween costume, but the 1978-85 Canucks looked like they were trick or treating 365 days a year. Their jersey's three predominant colors of black, yellow and orange/red borrowed the color scheme from the October 31st holiday, and they couldn't shake that pumpkin theme for almost a decade.

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (alternate)
Jersey lifespan: 1976-96

The key to this horrendous outfit was not the burnt orange jersey or the white pants. It was the helmet. On it is a buccaneer who is either winking, has something in his eye or has lost his eyepatch. Furthermore, he's holding a dagger in his teeth, and he's topped with a pirate's hat that's about to blow off. Seems like our one-eyed friend is about to walk the plank.

The ugliest uniforms ever

People do look and do pay attention to how you fashion yourself. So when you step into the public eye, try to look your best — especially if you're entertaining thousands of sports fans.

25.11.06

Tiger's wife sues magazine over fake nude pics

Tiger's wife sues magazine over fake nude pics

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) - Tiger Woods' wife has filed a libel lawsuit against an Irish magazine over a satirical article that included fake nude photos of her and claimed she appeared on porn Internet sites.

A Dublin law firm acting for Elin Nordegren filed the lawsuit in the Irish High Court on Nov. 16, the court's principal registrar, Ciaran Kelly, confirmed Friday.

The article was published in The Dubliner magazine in September when Ireland hosted the Ryder Cup. A headline described the U.S. golfers' wives as "Ryder Cup filth" and the story claimed that Woods' wife "can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites across the Web." It also insulted the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk.

Woods denounced the article on the opening day of Ryder Cup practice. He said he wouldn't tolerate the insults toward his Swedish wife, whom he married in Barbados in 2004.

"My wife, yes, she has been a model prior, and she did do some bikini photos," Woods said at the time. "But to link her to porn Web sites and such is unacceptable, and I do not accept that at all. Neither does our team.

"My wife, we're in it together," Woods added. "We're a team, and we do things as a team. And I care about her with all my heart."

The magazine's publisher, Trevor White, offered a qualified apology in September.

White said the article "was written as a satirical piece and in the context of the entire page the publishers believed that readers would not be left thinking that there was any truth in the assertions, it being an absurd parody of the inaccurate tabloid publishing generally. If any contrary impression was given, it certainly does not intend for this, and the publisher unreservedly apologizes."

Eason's, the major bookseller and magazine distributor in Ireland, withdrew September copies of The Dubliner from its shelves after receiving a flood of complaints from customers.